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I don't know if ya'lls have heard about all the crazy stuff that's been goin' on in Pakistan... but I have. I know, I know, you people don't know what the heck Pakistan is. Is is a new tasty frozen breakfast item from Jimmy Dean? Is it the newest packpack style? Heck no! It is a country. Now some folks might say that I myself didn't know who the president of Pakistan was when I was runnin fer preznit myself... and I say to them, so what? I didn't need to know that information at that time. I was only runnin fer preznit. Now I AM preznit. So I gots me all kind of people who tell me stuff that I'm supposed to know. And what I was supposed to know the other day (other than the kitchen at the White House was low on hot dogs), was that the president of Pakistan sort of took over the country. I'm not really sure how someone takes over the country that he is dictator of, but who knows... the world's a crazy place. People do stuff I plum don't understand all the time.
Anyhow, some of the folks in the White House told me I had to do something about this whole Pakistan thing. My first thought was to see if we could give President Musharraf some more money so he'd be good. See I already told those people to give him something like $10 billion in unmarked non-consecutive bills over the last few years. I figured if the money ain't traceable, he'll use it for something good. Like democracy or somethin. Or maybe just locking up some judges or lawyers. Man, I hate judges.
So yeah, I kind of got off track there... so since them people told me that I couldn't send Musharraf more money, I figured I'd just get him on the horn, and talk some sense into him. Maybe he'd come around to my way of thinkin if I used some logicalness on him. I had a very frank discussion with him. I opened up with tellin him that I was pretty upset that we were out of franks in the White House, and I really do like me some hot dogs... Then I told him that You can't be the president and the head of the military at the same time. I made a good suggestion though. I told him that you CAN be president, and then fire any general who disagrees with you, and then just hire some spineless toady who will toe the party line as the general. They won't say peep to you. It sure did work for me.
