George W. Bush’s blog

Good bumper sticker: "Freedom Happens"

nobody@vox.com(George W. Bush) — Thu, 08 Nov 2007 10:58:48 -0800

I was talkin to this reporter person today, and I just came up with a real good bumpersticker idea for them Iraqis... here it is... "Freedom Happens". Ain't it good? This great idea came up to my brain when some stupid terrorist reporter asked m...

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Pick one

nobody@vox.com(George W. Bush) — Thu, 08 Nov 2007 09:59:13 -0800

I don't know if ya'lls have heard about all the crazy stuff that's been goin' on in Pakistan... but I have. I know, I know, you people don't know what the heck Pakistan is. Is is a new tasty frozen breakfast item from Jimmy Dean? Is it the new...

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I don't hate old people

nobody@vox.com(George W. Bush) — Thu, 04 Oct 2007 09:51:55 -0700

See here folks, I don't hate old people... just poor old people... uh wait, that didn't come out right... gall'dern it, I gotta quit doin' that! See, I was at this here event in Pennsylvania, speechifyin' like I'm supposed to do from time to tim...

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I don't hate kids

nobody@vox.com(George W. Bush) — Wed, 03 Oct 2007 08:59:28 -0700

Folks, I don't hate kids. I just hate poor sick kids... uh wait... that didn't come out right... Let me explain here. I just vetoed a horrible bill that Congress just passed. See here, this bill would have given health care to poor kids. Jus...

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Is our children learnin'?

nobody@vox.com(George W. Bush) — Thu, 27 Sep 2007 09:20:21 -0700

As preznit, I git asked all kind of questions about stuff. Just like the other day. Folks were askin me about schools n' whatnot. One way I like to answer questions is by askin another question. Like did you see that movie the "The 30 Year Ol...

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If the bombs are too loud, you're too old

nobody@vox.com(George W. Bush) — Mon, 17 Sep 2007 14:05:54 -0700

Ya'll know that I blog. I'm thinkin that's pretty dang obvious, 'cause you're readin' my blog right now. In other words, I sit here any type-type on my computer, and you all read it. That's what presidentin blogger do, they write in blogs. So...

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We Ain't Leavin'

nobody@vox.com(George W. Bush) — Fri, 14 Sep 2007 08:37:22 -0700

I got me my own tee-vee show last night to let ya'll folks know that we ain't leavin' Iraq. I hope ya'll folks watched it. I was good. Now all them terrorists democrats can shut the hell up.

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Thinking of strategery is hard

nobody@vox.com(George W. Bush) — Thu, 06 Sep 2007 13:24:32 -0700

You've gotta think, think BIG. The Iranian issue, is the strategic threat right now facing a generation of Americans, because Iran is promoting an extreme form of religion that is competing with another extreme form of religion. Iran's a destabili...

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I'm a packer-lighter

nobody@vox.com(George W. Bush) — Thu, 06 Sep 2007 10:21:00 -0700

Hey people, I'm "remote-bloggin" this! That's right, I've been told that folks all over the world have access to our internetz, so I figured I'd give this foreign internetz a try. Guess where I am? I'm down under. Just like that song. Down u...

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Pigpen

nobody@vox.com(George W. Bush) — Wed, 05 Sep 2007 09:58:05 -0700

Let me just be clear here folks, though my wife, the first lady went out in the media and told them folks that she called Uncle Karl "Pigpen," I am here to say that is not respectful. I don't want people out there thinking that I would call one o...

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