I don't hate kids
Folks, I don't hate kids. I just hate poor sick kids... uh wait... that didn't come out right... Let me explain here. I just vetoed a horrible bill that Congress just passed. See here, this bill would have given health care to poor kids. Just GIVEN it to them! Can you believe it? Ya'll see what's wrong with that right? I mean, I ain't never had nothin' given to me. My daddy bought everything that I got - with his own money. Now look, I know the facts and figures, someone just put them on a note pad for me. Of the over 43 million people nationwide who lack health insurance, 9 percent, or over 6 million, are under 18 years old. Now is it my fault that them kids ain't got no kind of health care? Darn tootin' it ain't. Them kids should call their daddies up in Kennebunkport an have them fellas wrastle them up some insurance. Or somthin.
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